What's the difference between Jesus &amp a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!