A Dead End.
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A dead end.
A: At the dead end.
Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
Because Demeter stopped working.
You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.
A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.
With a bootooth
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
They have a lot of patients. Sorry.
Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.
A hot dog
A Sandy Hook.
Inuit.
A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)