Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?

Because they can't dress themselves.

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What dressing would you like on your salad?

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Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?

Because they can't dress themselves.

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much