What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.