What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano