What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure