What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

How do you get a one armed polack out of a tree?

Wave hello