What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne