Grey Poupon Jokes

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What's a French egg's favourite airforce?

L'oueftwaffe.

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.