Grey Poupon Jokes

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe"

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.