Grey Poupon Jokes

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe"

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What do you call a group of elderly virgins?

Dried Cherries