Brain Surgeon Jokes

What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

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What do you call a group of brain surgeons?

A neural network.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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Anger Jokes More Anger Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

What do you call a group of elderly virgins?

Dried Cherries

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

How cool is that?

We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!