Brain Surgeon Jokes

What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

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What do you call a group of brain surgeons?

A neural network.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Anger Jokes More Anger Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.