Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).