Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath