Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.