Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

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What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

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Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.