Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

Why are cars faster than motorcycles?

Because motorcycles are two tired.

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What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.