Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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Why can't motorcycles go faster?

They're two tired.

Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own?

It's two tired.

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Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.