Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

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What's the hardest dinosaur to ride?

A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!"