Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

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Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

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How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.