Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right