Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?

They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

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Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right