Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!