Leave Turn Jokes

Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right

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Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.