Leave Turn Jokes

Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Upside Jokes More Upside Jokes

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

What do you do when you see an upside down dolphin?

You flipper!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?

A: A milk sheik!