Leave Turn Jokes

Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Upside Jokes More Upside Jokes

What do you do when you see an upside down dolphin?

You flipper!

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

Bar Stool Jokes More Bar Stool Jokes

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

What do you call a 1,000 pound woman sitting on a bar stool?

A half-ton pickup.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells