Leave Turn Jokes

Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right

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Bill Withers Jokes More Bill Withers Jokes

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ?

Amahl shook up !

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

Bar Stool Jokes More Bar Stool Jokes

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

What do you call a 1,000 pound woman sitting on a bar stool?

A half-ton pickup.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!