Leave Turn Jokes

Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do groups of cows not like new music releases?

Because they've herd it all before

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

How do you test a saltshaker ?

You call in a redditor.

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

How did Geordi La Forge go blind?

He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck.