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Turn toward your side!
An alt-right
A half-ton pickup.
Flip it over
a ham-stir
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
You flipper!
Udder chaos!
An udder failure.
Batman can go out at night without Robin
Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
I saved you a stool.
You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up
