Leave Turn Jokes

Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right

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Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

Bar Stool Jokes More Bar Stool Jokes

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.