Leave Turn Jokes

Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

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Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

Bill Withers Jokes More Bill Withers Jokes

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a R&ampB Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

Upside Jokes More Upside Jokes

What do you do when you see an upside down dolphin?

You flipper!

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)