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Turn toward your side!
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AYE MATEY
A: To turn the blinker off.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
He caught her in a 4-way
THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"
Because the sun is hott.
Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
Can I push your stool in?
You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up
Getting it to fit over a bucket !
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.
To stop getting wet !
You flipper!
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)