The Somali chicken!
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T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
It was dynamite!"
She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
just cos.
Gym.Tan.Laundry.
About a buccaneer!
They always get stuck at "C".
He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)
Pirate Bae, because it never goes down.
A Brazilian dollars.
Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!
Because Jesus took the wheel.
A Ferris wheel.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
T They're just trying to raise a family.
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.
