Somali Jokes

What's the fastest bird in the world?

The Somali chicken!

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"

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What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?

A clotheshorse !

T Jokes More T Jokes

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Pirate Bay Jokes More Pirate Bay Jokes

Which is better Pirate Bay or Pirate Bae?

Pirate Bae, because it never goes down.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Cross Country Jokes More Cross Country Jokes

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross Country.

What is a Mexicans favourite sport?

Cross-Country

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Fortune Jokes More Fortune Jokes

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Common Consonant Jokes More Common Consonant Jokes

What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R?

A rho-man

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.