Tenor Jokes

What do you call a tenor with erectile problems?

Flacido Domingo.

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

10 Pound Jokes More 10 Pound Jokes

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

A: About 10 pounds.

Trick Question Jokes More Trick Question Jokes

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper