Tenor Jokes

What do you call a tenor with erectile problems?

Flacido Domingo.

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

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What does an Anime Mathlete say?

Notice me 7pi!

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One... or two One... or two

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.