Tenor Jokes

What do you call a tenor with erectile problems?

Flacido Domingo.

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

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What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

How many fingers do I have up?

a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a pen with no hair ?

A bald point !

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.

10 Pound Jokes More 10 Pound Jokes

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

A: About 10 pounds.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!