Tenor Jokes

What do you call a tenor with erectile problems?

Flacido Domingo.

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

A: About 10 pounds.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

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What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."