Tenor Jokes

What do you call a tenor with erectile problems?

Flacido Domingo.

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Trick Question Jokes More Trick Question Jokes

How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!