Tenor Jokes

What do you call a tenor with erectile problems?

Flacido Domingo.

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

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Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Trick Question Jokes More Trick Question Jokes

Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

10 Pound Jokes More 10 Pound Jokes

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

A: About 10 pounds.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.