Sweet Pee Jokes

What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes?

Sweet Pee

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What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

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What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

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Justin Timberpuddle!

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What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

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He foamed at the mouth.