Sweet Pee
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Sweet pee.
Firefighter.
are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.
A trip without kids.
Hide his paycheck with his kids.
You ask them to hold the door for you.
A: He held up a pair of pants.
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science
I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!
A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.
You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/
Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.