How does a sailor remove a condom?

He farts

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!