How does a sailor remove a condom?

He farts

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

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What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.