Jalapeo Business Jokes

Why are Mexicans so nosy?

Because they're jalapeo business.

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How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeo business

What do nosy peppers do?

They get jalapeo business. :)

What does the nosey pepper do?

Get jalapeo business!

What do you get when you have a nosey pepper?

It gets jalapeo business.

Why are jalapeos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeo business.

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

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Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do?

Bayesian.

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

What do you take for it?

She says, "Pepper."

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

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What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

How do you make a tame duck wild?

Annoy it.

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What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeo business

What do nosy peppers do?

They get jalapeo business. :)

Jalapeo Jokes More Jalapeo Jokes

Why are jalapeos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeo business.

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?

The tiger lily !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!