Jalapeo Business Jokes

Why are Mexicans so nosy?

Because they're jalapeo business.

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How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeo business

What do nosy peppers do?

They get jalapeo business. :)

What does the nosey pepper do?

Get jalapeo business!

What do you get when you have a nosey pepper?

It gets jalapeo business.

Why are jalapeos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeo business.

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

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Roberto

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

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What do you get when you have a nosey pepper?

It gets jalapeo business.

What did the nosey pepper do?

It got jalepeno business!

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Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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What do you call a nosy pepper?

jalapeno business!

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeo business

Jalapeo Jokes More Jalapeo Jokes

Why are jalapeos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeo business.

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A Pearl Harbor

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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.