Victory Jokes

What's the best pokemon in pokemon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

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Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Wildling Jokes More Wildling Jokes

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Leader Jokes More Leader Jokes

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.