Victory Jokes

What's the best pokemon in pokemon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

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How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Leader Jokes More Leader Jokes

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

History Jokes More History Jokes

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Wildling Jokes More Wildling Jokes

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.