Victory Jokes

What's the best pokemon in pokemon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Jon Snow Jokes More Jon Snow Jokes

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Ginger Ale Jokes More Ginger Ale Jokes

Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

What is a red haired persons favorite alcohol?

Ginger Ale

Leader Jokes More Leader Jokes

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.