Victory Jokes

What's the best pokemon in pokemon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

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Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

What did Satan name his new bar?

The BeelzebPub

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi