Victory Jokes

What's the best pokemon in pokemon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier..........

History Jokes More History Jokes

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

Leader Jokes More Leader Jokes

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.