Reincarnation Jokes

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What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

Reincarnate Jokes More Reincarnate Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

Hindu Jokes More Hindu Jokes

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.