Reincarnation Jokes

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

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What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

Hindu Jokes More Hindu Jokes

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Reincarnate Jokes More Reincarnate Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."