Reincarnation Jokes

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What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Why do we need to die?

chickens

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Hindu Jokes More Hindu Jokes

What's a Hindu?

it lays iggs."

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

Reincarnate Jokes More Reincarnate Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What's white and in the men's 100M final?

The lines.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!