Feminist Jokes

What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights?

Feminem

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

What's the most common way to trigger a feminist?

Right away.

Why do feminists dislike maths?

There's an XY axis but no XX axis.

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What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

What kind of math do feminists study ?

Triggernometry

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

How are feminists and bad hacker groups similar?

Both can't take down anything.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin'

What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

What are feminists best at in mathematics?

TRIGGER-nometry

Why are feminists bad cashiers?

They can't make change.

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

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Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

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Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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It needed a tuna-up.