What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!