What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.