What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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What do you feed an invisible cat?

A: Evaporated milk.

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk