Natalie Jokes

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?

Because you don't wanna sinc!

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.