Natalie Jokes

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Natalie Wood Jokes More Natalie Wood Jokes

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore