Natalie Jokes

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A: A tortilla ship!

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey