Natalie Jokes

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

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What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

on a Freudian Slip

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even