18 Year Old Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

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Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

19 Jokes More 19 Jokes

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap