18 Year Old Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

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Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'"

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps