18 Year Old Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

What does every funeral begin with?

fun!