18 Year Old Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

19 Jokes More 19 Jokes

What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.