Hijack Jokes

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

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What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

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What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What is Don"t short for?

pupil. doughnut.

What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags?

So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.

What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use