Hijack Jokes

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

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What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

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A sailor.

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people have white on their palms?

There's a little bit of good in everybody.

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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

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What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

What didn't you do?

My homework"

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!