Abel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ?

Abel to see you ha ha!

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Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.