Abel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ?

Abel to see you ha ha!

You might also enjoy:

Cain Jokes More Cain Jokes

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who would steal an artificial leg?

Im stumped.

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.