Squat Jokes

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

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How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

Angelina Jokes More Angelina Jokes

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

Why did Angelina get wanderlust after her double-masectomy?

She just had this breastless feeling.

Lazy Person Jokes More Lazy Person Jokes

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

Triceratop Jokes More Triceratop Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

Tyrannosaurus Rex Jokes More Tyrannosaurus Rex Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe