Squat Jokes

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

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How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

Why do lazy people only drive automatics?

Because they're shiftless.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

Brad Jokes More Brad Jokes

Who's there ! Brad ! Brad who ?

Brad news I'm afraid !

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

Triceratop Jokes More Triceratop Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

Girl Chest Jokes More Girl Chest Jokes

Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

Space Marine Jokes More Space Marine Jokes

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.