Squat Jokes

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

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How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

John Jokes More John Jokes

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)