Squat Jokes

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

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How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

Lazy Person Jokes More Lazy Person Jokes

What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

Triceratop Jokes More Triceratop Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

John Jokes More John Jokes

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

Slavs Jokes More Slavs Jokes

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey