Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now
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Because he has holes in his hands
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
For the Halibut
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
She answered "About an inch".
Kinder Surprise
A sanitary owl
He kept picking holes in everything !
In case you get a hole in one.
Finding a condom in your hole!
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When the (w)hole job's done.
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man
With a fire drill.
Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
In case he got a hole-in-one.
He wanted to see the floor show !
There is no dirt in the hole!
A hole-y Cow!
Because it had a hole in the middle.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Isn't this using the internet backwards
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
Fire in the hole!
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
Babe, it's a valve!"
There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Anita you like I need a hole in the head !
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Just in case you get a hole in one.
No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?
In case they get a hole in one!
The polar bear.
I think they all white.
They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Put the ashes in the donuts.
ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Because their horses would drown.
Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.
A Kylo Ren Book
The bucket
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.
