Crazy Night Jokes

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What is a worm's favorite city in Alabama?

Squirming-ham

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why don't blacks like Tylenol?

They have to pick cotton to get to them.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.