Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
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Coffee Mug
Blacking out and gaining money.
Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
BECAUSE HE'S BLACK
Because his daddy was a mummy
Shut up son, and give me another shell.
Hide it in a science book.
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
Wham, bam, thank you fam"
Role tied.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."
Because Greece lightening
He doesn't want to feel the Bern.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
Holy Sheet!"
500 soles were lost.
A screwdriver
