Crazy Night Jokes

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.