Crazy Night Jokes

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What is a small loan of money?

a small loan of a million dollars"

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!