Christian Terrorist Jokes

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

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What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

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Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

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Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

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Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.