Christian Terrorist Jokes

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

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What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

What would you find on a German fire truck?

Ladder-hosen

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.