Far Man Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

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Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too far out man.

What do you call a hippie astronaut?

A far out man

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Shipwreck Jokes More Shipwreck Jokes

Why couldn't they save the shipwrecked hippies?

They were too far out, man.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

Cus Jokes More Cus Jokes

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

Vas Deferen Jokes More Vas Deferen Jokes

What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.