Far Man Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

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Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too far out man.

What do you call a hippie astronaut?

A far out man

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Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too far out man.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?

He was too far out man.

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Why couldn't they save the shipwrecked hippies?

They were too far out, man.

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You let it sink in.

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A nervous wreck.

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Cus he drank it before it was cool...

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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He was too far out, man.