A Brick.
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To prevent bat breath!
Because he is always pulling on his ears.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
2:30 (Tooth Hurty)
Because of an inconvenient tooth.
Bill and Sue
For palomino-money!
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
He took out his dentures!
They're both filled with nuts
Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "
The Strokes
An old man yelling at the cloud
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Attire.
Because you make sound judgement.
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