Tooth Jokes

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Endanger Jokes More Endanger Jokes

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

Red Head Jokes More Red Head Jokes

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!