Tooth Jokes

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

Schedule Jokes More Schedule Jokes

Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

When is the best time to schedule a Dentist Appointment?

2:30 (Tooth Hurty)

West Virginia Jokes More West Virginia Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.

Tooth Fairy Jokes More Tooth Fairy Jokes

Who is the poorest in England?

The Tooth Fairy!

Who is the poorest guy in the south?

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Dental Appointment Jokes More Dental Appointment Jokes

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)