What's white, hard, and 12 inches long?

Nothing.

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb?

Nothing.