Seagulls Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

Martial Art Jokes More Martial Art Jokes

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why does the disinterested Italian man have perfect skin?

Because he's aloof-a

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

Mate Season Jokes More Mate Season Jokes

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

App Jokes More App Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.