Seagulls Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

A: He was nuts over her.

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Martial Art Jokes More Martial Art Jokes

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.