Seagulls Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

What country do I live?

Iran

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do you call a religious cow in the Middle East?

A Moooooslim!!

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Baygull Jokes More Baygull Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

App Jokes More App Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Martial Art Jokes More Martial Art Jokes

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.