Seagulls Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier..........

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

App Jokes More App Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel