Middle 9 11 Jokes

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

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It will be interred.

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.