Middle 9 11 Jokes

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.