He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
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Ebowla.
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Because he plays with Pooh.
Because he has holes in his hands
Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
She gives birth to a boy.
With a crowbar.
Carefully
In Wales.
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