Toilet Bowl Jokes

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

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Balzac

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Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

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What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

What do you find on a beach?

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