Toilet Bowl Jokes

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

Scrotum Jokes More Scrotum Jokes

Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

Ebowla Jokes More Ebowla Jokes

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Where'd you get them?

Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands