Toilet Bowl Jokes

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me

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Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

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It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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It is always look but don't touch.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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What deadly disease can bowls contract?

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What a plates scared off?

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

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Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn