Toilet Bowl Jokes

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

Scrotum Jokes More Scrotum Jokes

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.