Fungi Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

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Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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Stem Jokes More Stem Jokes

Why aren't there more women in STEM?

Because they're stupid and illiterate.

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.