Fungi Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

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Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.