Public Pool Jokes

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.