Public Pool Jokes

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.