Cotton Wool Jokes

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.