Delaware Jokes

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

Oar Jokes More Oar Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

Row Jokes More Row Jokes

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

George Washington Jokes More George Washington Jokes

How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

pa-jammins

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove