Delaware Jokes

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!

Oar Jokes More Oar Jokes

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!