Delaware Jokes

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

George Washington Jokes More George Washington Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What color was George Washington's white horse?

Haha morons

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

Oar Jokes More Oar Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.