Delaware Jokes

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do boats and fourier transforms have in common?

Both sinc when rect.

What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

Oar Jokes More Oar Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.