Fruitcake Jokes

Why isn't John Oliver having sultanas in his fruitcake?

Because it's the currant year.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!