Luigi Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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Clogs.

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A DOH-berman!

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What does a food lover do when they try a new food?

They CURIOUSLY MASTERCATE.

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Because they'd been floored by his punch.

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

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Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."