Luigi Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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What did YOU think I'm talking about?

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim