Overall Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

Super Mario Jokes More Super Mario Jokes

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.