What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

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How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

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What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?

A. Drool.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.