Little Boogie Jokes

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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Why was kleenex dancing?

It had a little boogie in it.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie on it.

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They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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When they blow, you got no power!!

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The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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The burger-loo and the char char!

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There wasn't a punch line.

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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie on it.

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What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Why was kleenex dancing?

It had a little boogie in it.