How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.