How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What does IRE-1 say to XBP1 mRNA?

Prepare to get RIDD of your intron.

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Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco