How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

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How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

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Anti-chromactic

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Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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They planet!

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Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!