What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.