Octopus Laugh Jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-ticles!!!

What makes an octopus laugh?

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Tentacles!

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A squid word.

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How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?

Tentickles.

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.