Octopus Laugh Jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-ticles!!!

What makes an octopus laugh?

ten-tickles

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How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

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How many tickles do you give an octopus?

TENtickles

How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?

Tentickles.

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Which insect didn't play well in goal ?

The fumble bee !

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!