How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.

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What do you call an underwater masochist?

A submarine!

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!