How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

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What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do?

Bayesian.

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.