How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.

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Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Chinaman Jokes More Chinaman Jokes

What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do?

Bayesian.

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.