Oral Thermometer Jokes

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

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Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste!

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What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

Mostly the taste.

What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

What's a difference between a oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste