What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician?

I can't see you anymore.

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What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!