A taxi
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spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Amputee
An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline
ssh bby is ok
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.
A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.
They have access to arms.
A coat of arms!
sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
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Bob.
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.
Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
Noob.
You're my brother in arms!"
Because it was humerus.
He fell out of the tree.
Because he's got no arms.
Russel
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
2nd base.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
So the other one would also drive
They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.
A retail store.
He flounder
Because he never really was on your side.
To get to the other side!
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
He wanted to hang with his family.
That way they can both watch wrestling.
A high-jacker.
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
