A taxi
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Coffee Mug
spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Amputee
An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline
ssh bby is ok
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.
A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.
They have access to arms.
A coat of arms!
sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Bob.
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.
Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
Noob.
You're my brother in arms!"
Because it was humerus.
He fell out of the tree.
Because he's got no arms.
Russel
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
2nd base.
Fight for your right to padre
On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...
It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.
Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
When your bald !
They both paralyze superman
A small child paralyzed from the waist up.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
Everywhere
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
A Cheese Kurd.