Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

What's Princess Leia's first name?

Comoniwanna.

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Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo