Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy