Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo